When I loaded Planet
Debian today, the first story was
«
Pardon
my French…ness?» by
Antti-Juhani
Kaijanaho. There seems to be a new meme going on, trying to find
out «
Who’s Your
Inner European?» Antti-Juhani’s Inner European is French:
«Smart and sophisticated. You have the best of everything
- at least, *you* think so.» Well, since I’m quite
francophile in many ways (
cars, food,
laissez-faire, etc.), I expected to get a similar result, but it was
quite different:
Well, I like what I read or saw of the Irish countryside in books or
on tv, but drinking? Alcohol? Sorry, that’s just plain wrong. Doesn’t
choosing the cute classic Citroën (They wrote it without
diaeresis! Philistines!) suffice?
Well, maybe I shouldn’t have chosen «Those damn British - they
really get under your skin», but the newest idea of the British
government to sponsor voyeurs with access to public surveillance
cameras to enforce their
Respect Action Plan (German written
Telepolis article about —
BTW:
Has
Telepolis no more english translations?)
really really goes
under my skin. (Although
stories about implanted
RFID chips even go deeper under my skin…)
One annotator of the
Symlink
article (German, too) about that British government programme
associated their ideas with the concept of the
Blockwart (“block warden” or “wonk” in English according to the
dict.leo.org forum,
Wikipedia also mentions “block
leader” and “block attendant”) during the Nazi régime in
Germany: They were the lowest officials in the
NSDAP and the local
contact persons to
SS and
Gestapo. I wouldn’t wonder if the British government
gets a
Big
Brother Award for giving this “respect” to privacy and human
rights.
But back to the quiz: Well, let’s see with which of the questions I
wasn’t sure what to answer. If I change Tiramisu (yeah, I know, that
there is alcohol in it, and I only like it with nearly no alcohol in)
to Apple pie, nothing changed. Same after switching Pasta to Seafood
and vegetables. Hmmm, well let’s try one of the obvious but not really
wrong answers: Mousse au chocolat instead of Tiramisu. Et
voilá! La France! :-)
Oh, and yes, the
ideas of the
French government to make open source software, the web and other
cultural achievements illegal aren’t my French favourites
either…
Update, 21:03:
Christian
Perrier suggested that the quiz could also be used to find out,
which Inner European you’re definitely
not. Well, somehow I
hoped, it would tell me, I’m not German (I also marked Mercedes in
that round ;-), but it told me, I’m not Russian, which is also fine
since the quiz seems to focus the prejudices about Russians on alcohol
consumption.
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