Review:
Moose Madness, by Mar Delaney
| Publisher: |
Kalikoi |
| Copyright: |
May 2021 |
| ASIN: |
B094HGT1ZB |
| Format: |
Kindle |
| Pages: |
68 |
Moose Madness is a sapphic shifter romance novella (on the short
side for a novella) by the same author as
Wolf Country. It was originally published in the anthology
Her Wild Soulmate, which appears to be very out of print.
Maggie (she hates the nickname Moose) grew up in Moose Point, a tiny
fictional highway town in (I think) Alaska. (There is, unsurprisingly, an
actual Moose Point in Alaska, but it's a geographic feature and not a
small town.) She stayed after graduation and is now a waitress in the
Moose Point Pub. She's also a shifter; specifically, she is a moose
shifter like her mother, the town mayor. (Her father is a fox shifter.) As
the story opens, the annual Moose Madness festival is about to turn the
entire town into a blizzard of moose kitsch.
Fiona Barton was Maggie's nemesis in high school. She was the cool,
popular girl, a red-headed wolf shifter whose friend group teased and
bullied awkward and uncoordinated Maggie mercilessly. She was also
Maggie's impossible crush, although the very idea seemed laughable. Fi
left town after graduation, and Maggie hadn't thought about her for years.
Then she walks into Moose Point Pub dressed in biker leathers, with
piercings and one side of her head shaved, back in town for a wedding in
her pack.
Much to the shock of both Maggie and Fi, they realize that they're
soulmates as soon as their eyes meet. Now what?
If you thought I wasn't going to read the moose and wolf shifter romance
once I knew it existed, you do not know me very well. I have been saving
it for when I needed something light and fun. It seemed like the right
palette cleanser after a
very
disappointing book.
Moose Madness takes place in the same universe as
Wolf
Country, which means there are secret shifters all over Alaska (and
presumably elsewhere) and they have the strong magical version of love at
first sight. If one is a shifter, one knows immediately as soon as one
locks eyes with one's soulmate and this feeling is never wrong. This is
not my favorite romance trope, but if I get moose shifter romance out of
it, I'll endure.
As you can tell from the setup, this is enemies-to-lovers, but the whole
soulmate thing shortcuts the enemies to lovers transition rather abruptly.
There's a bit of apologizing and air-clearing at the start, but most of
the novella covers the period right after enemies have become lovers and
are getting to know each other properly. If you like that part of the arc,
you will probably enjoy this, but be warned that it's slight and somewhat
obvious. There's a bit of tension from protective parents and annoying
pack mates, but it's sorted out quickly and easily. If you want the
characters to work for the relationship, this is not the novella for you.
It's essentially all vibes.
I liked the vibes, though! Maggie is easy to like, and Fi does a solid job
apologizing. I wish there was quite a bit more moose than we get, but
Delaney captures the combination of apparent awkwardness and raw power of
a moose and has a good eye for how beautiful large herbivores can be. This
is not the sort of book that gives a moment's thought to wolves being
predators and moose being, in at least some sense, prey animals, so if you
are expecting that to be a plot point, you will be disappointed. As with
Wolf Country, Delaney elides most of the messier and more ethically
questionable aspects of sometimes being an animal.
This is a sweet, short novella about two well-meaning and fundamentally
nice people who are figuring out that middle school and high school are
shitty and sometimes horrible but don't need to define the rest of one's
life. It's very forgettable, but it made me smile, and it was indeed a
good palette cleanser.
If you are, like me, the sort of person who immediately thought "oh, I
have to read that" as soon as you saw the moose shifter romance, keep your
expectations low, but I don't think this will disappoint. If you are not
that sort of person, you can safely miss this one.
Rating: 6 out of 10