
When
Graham
Bell invented the telephone in 1876, he probably didn t expect
the rise of the cellphones we ve been seeing over the last 20
years. At first, there were C-net phone too huge to carry, but
mobile still, as they communicated wireless. Then, devices became
smaller, networks faster and ubiquitous, and today, the number of
cellphones sold worldwide has exceeded the population.
Much like everything else, it used to be better back then .
When phone calls were still ridiculously expensive, people were
able to enjoy their peace and life progressed slow for everyone to
think enough, not do or say without engaging their brains. Then,
when the first cellphones stuffed people s pockets, they did their
job pretty much from the start: you could make phone calls. Some
genius discovered SMS as a splendid tool to
rip off customers, so phones grew pager abilities, but other
than that, they just worked; I remember my first phone, which
didn t break in years.
Obviously, if you re a phone manufacturer, you don t like that,
because once you sell a phone that works, the customer won t come
back to give more monies in ten years. Clever as you are, you
devised two schemes to ensure your cash flow: make phones more
brittle and crap, so that they break within a year, at most two;
and drag ever younger people into the
debt
trap. For the truly stupid, sites and services offer ring tones
and games and what not, and the lesser challenged you keep close by
the continuous addition of new features that noone needs.
So these days, almost every phone can play music files, which is
mighty convenient to spice up your work commute with some tunes,
but our youngsters are overburdened by that, it seems.
I almost soiled myself laughing at a group of five Italians at
Ezeiza Airport in Buenos Aires, who were sitting around waiting for
a bus, every one of them ear plugged and grooving to the beats (you
know how dorky it looks when people silently sing along rap
songs?). That s not the funny part. The funny part is that every
minute, one of them would say something, which would cause the
others to unplug one ear, and form their lips to bleat what
(making sure to add just a little bit extra of the tone of general
disinterest, which is cool ). This elicited one of two responses:
either the original speaker would say oh, nothing and everyone
nodded, or he d repeat his wisdom, causing everyone to laugh and
nod before in both cases they replugged and returned to luff
themselves. I wonder how they made it to the airport themselves,
and why they travel as a group.
Worse than that, however, is that cellphone manufacturers
remembered that their phones had speakers (for fancy ringtones) and
consequently added the ability to blast tunes through them. As a
result, groups of kiddies walk around or sit in trains, with one
(or more) of those cellphones blaring into the environment.
Apart from being generally inconsiderate, what I don t
understand is how they put up with the sound quality. It s mostly
hip-hop music you know that genre that makes some homies out
there install 5000 watt subwoofers into their cars so make sure the
windows rattle with the base but these phones have a frequency
spectrum comparable in width to that of your grandfather s, way
further up the scale (meaning they just don t do base). Playing
hip-hop through those is like putting a flute concerto on a
subwoofer, just worse, because high-pitch tones are harder to
filter by those who don t want to hear them.
And yet, I see it all over the place, kiddies listening to
music through cellphone speakers. Is it because silence would kill
them?
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