Benjamin Mako Hill: Double Occupancy
Last night I was out in Dublin and, due to the length that the night
dragged on, I invited my friend to crash in the extra bed in my Hotel
room in central Dublin rather than return to his place in the suburbs
which, at that point, may well have been impossible.
When someone came by to clean the room in the morning, they noticed both
beds full and reported this to the Hotel managment who called me up to
say that they knew the room had been "double occupancy" last night and
that they wanted to know if it would "single occupancy" the next night.
That's a pretty strange way to talk if you think about it. There is an
extra person in my room and the Hotel complains that my room has somehow
changed into a new state that they are unhappy with.
I suppose this circuitous way of speaking is designed to avoid any
potentially embarrassing discussion about who the extra body is and why
they are there. That said, this type of obtuse conversation is difficult
for patrons to puzzle through immediately after being awoken.
Dublin, of course, is great.