I was in a multiple-car accident yesterday.
I've been having to tell this story a fair amount in person and on IRC,
so I thought I'd blog about it.
Short version: it was a fender-bender. I'm doing fine, nobody was hurt,
Michelle wasn't in the car, and 75% of the cars involved were driven away
from the scene — including mine, by me.
Want the long version? Well, I'm gonna tell it anyway.
I had just pulled to a stop at a traffic light, heading northbound on
Keystone
Avenue where it intersects 106th Street, in
Hamilton County. The line of cars
at the light was pretty long, and people love to try hauling ass on the
stretch between 96th Street and 106th. Apparently the person behind me was
one of them. The line of cars stopped in the left lane (where I was) at
the light was pretty long, and much shorter in the right — the cars
over there were still moving at a good clip. I looked in my rearview
mirror, thinking "if someone's trying to match pace with the cars in the
right-hand lane, they're gonna need to brake pretty hard to stop." It was
about 1815, so it was starting to get dark. A pair of headlights approach.
Fast. Oh boy. I don't stop right up on people's tails, so if I'm hit,
hopefully I won't go into the car ahead. I look forward again. Yeah,
there's some room here. Screech. I didn't tense up; I felt a strange
sense of calm and curiosity, as I'd never been in a car accident before. I
bought my car, a Volkswagen Golf, in part because of its fairly good safety
ratings. It has lots of air bags, and I always use a seat belt. Plus, in
this instance I figured I wouldn't get hit a high speed. "Strange Deja Vu"
by
Dream Theater, from the
Scenes from a Memory CD, was playing. Normally I listen to
All Things
Considered while commuting home, but I was annoyed because when I got
in the car, I heard
Nina
Totenberg signing off a report, which means I'd just missed some
Supreme Court coverage. Damn.
Anyway. BONK. I got hit. Ouch. My teeth
had chomped together too hard. Maybe they should install rubber
mouthpieces in the doors of cars so you can grab them right before a crash.
You know, car crashes never sound like the stock sound effects that have
been around for about 50 years. I guess that's because they build cars to
crumple these days instead of act like steel shrapnel bombs. Damn that
Ralph Nader. My wreck doesn't sound
cool and stuff. And I get to walk away, well, get back
in the car and
drive away, instead of my wife collecting on my
life insurance policy. But I digress again.
A middle-aged woman in a Honda Civic skidded into me, and knocked me
into the Buick Park Avenue ahead of me, which in turn tapped the minivan
ahead of him. I blinked a bit and tried to reorient myself, and then
turned off the CD player. We all got out of our cars. The woman in back
was very distressed, and immediately and repeatedly said the thing your
insurance card tells you never to say after an accident. Oh well. Being a
middle-aged woman, she'd probably have to wreck a school bus full of
children — twice — before her premium would go up. Mine, on
the other hand — we'll see.
Called 911. Reported the incident. Tried to call my wife, but she
decided not to answer. I later found out she was gabbing it up with my
mom. Isn't it nice when your wife gets along with your mother?
I
COULD BE BLEEDING OUT ON THE COLD ASPHALT, BUT YOU TWO JUST KEEP ON
TALKING. Michelle and I have the same model of cell phone, and we have
call waiting with caller ID, so I
know she knew it was me.
Anyway, I try a couple of times, then give up and leave voice mail.
Turns out the guy in front, in the minivan, was a Deputy Prosecutor for
Hamilton County. He said something about being experienced in car wrecks,
but I don't clearly remember it. Anyway, perhaps in part because he
decided he was only "tapped" and didn't need to file an insurance claim,
and perhaps in part out of professional courtesy, when the cops showed up,
they let him go very quickly, so I didn't get any of his information.
Everybody was fine, polite, and decent about the whole thing. The
couple ahead of me, whom I got knocked into, didn't have their insurance
info on them (or maybe this is a euphemism for "don't have insurance").
But, except for the deputy prosecutor guy, who was outta there, we all
traded names, addresses, and phone numbers. I hope the Debian Project
doesn't mind that I used my Debian Project Leader business cards for this
purpose. These people (and the
Carmel Police
Department) now have my GPG key fingerprint. Uh oh.
Anyway, that's about it. Appointment tomorrow with the insurance agent,
to get help filling out
INDIANA OPERATOR'S VEHICLE CRASH REPORT,
State Form 38656 (R6/7-91) Stock 301 Effective 1-92, which has to be
filed with the
Indiana State Police
within ten business days, or my driver's license will be suspended. Aww,
yeah. Gotta move fast, because on Friday I leave for Mérida, Spain,
to attend the
2nd
Annual Open Source World Conference in Extremadura. Also have an
appointment with the claims adjustor tomorrow. Then I'm hoping to just
leave my car at the dealership so they can work on it over the week when
I'm gone. My wife and my mom, those talkative two from a couple of
paragraphs ago, will be coming along with me. My mom's got a jones to
visit Spain, and I've had a jones to take my wife to Europe. We'll have a
couple of extra days to see what Spain is like — I'll be there from
22 October to 28 October. I hope one day to visit Barcelona and hang out
with some proper
anarcho-syndicalists.