Wouter Verhelst: Mechlin to Banja Luka in statistics
I decided to go to DebConf11
by car. Not willing to do this alone, I asked for volunteers to join me
in my car trip. One such volunteer showed up, and the car trip happened.
Now, since I remembered to push the correct buttons on my dashboard
after I completely fueled up the car and checked the tire tension and
other things, I am now proud to be able to present you with the
following statistics on this trip:
- Total distance travelled: 1466.8 km
- Average driving speed: 95.9 km/h [0]
- Total number of kilometers wasted on 'oh, crap, we forgot something': 10 (approx) [1][2]
- Total amount of fuel used: 81.3l
- Average fuel consumption rate: 5.5l/100km [3]
- Total amount of kilometers spent behind the wheel by Jeremy: 50 (approx)
- Total amount of kilometers spent behind the wheel by Wouter: the rest.[4]
- Time of departure: 2011-07-16 21:00
- Time of departure after point three and making sure we had everything: 2011-07-16 22:00
- Time of arrival: 2011-07-17 15:15 (approx) [5]
- Outside temperature at departure: 12 celcius
- Outside temperature at arrival: 35 celcius
- Longest (voluntary) break: 1 hour (approx; breakfast, tanking, bathroom visit, watching the sun rise)
- Longest (involuntary) break: 45 minutes (approx; customs check) [6]
- Last fueling stop: 4 AM.
- Amount of kilometers left to go before the car said bleep, you need to tank soon: less than one.
- Most tense moment: on crossing the slovenia->croatia border, confusing the border police officer ("no, I'm Wouter, that is Jeremy" yes, we both had photo-ID), who then promptly holds on to our documents, asks the car's papers, and tells us to please park over there and wait a moment while he gets us to be handled by guy in a somewhat more military-looking uniform.[7]
- Biggest "uh-oh" moment: after crossing the croatia->bosnia and herzegovina border, watching the very, very, very, very, very[8] long line of trucks queueing to cross the border. In the other direction. And then realizing that you probably need to go through that very same queue on the way back
- Largest single toll fee: 15 [9]
- Last bit of time spent asleep before this trip: the minutes surrounding 2011-07-16 05:00:00 [10]
- Time wasted writing this blog post when I really should've gone to bed instead: 45 minutes
- Time now: 21:02:54
[1] Which is surprisingly little. Usually I manage to need more.
[2] Jeremy forgot his^Wa Debian banner. I forgot something, I can't recall what. I decided to bring some CD's to enjoy during the trip, and a 3.5mm audio connection cable which we end up not using
[3] According to the dash. I'm too tired right now to check it. Also see the next two points. [4] This could incorrectly be interpreted as a criticism on Jeremy. It's not his fault that I only told him a day before we left that I have a manual transmission. And in fact, if anything, I'm unhappy with the fact that I even had to hand him the wheel for those 50 km. I would've loved to be able to say "I went all the way from Mechlin to Banja Luka, all by myself".
[5] I forgot to check the clock, to be honest.
[6] What, you think I have a chronometer?
[7] The last four points could really have been written as two. Figuring out which goes with which is left as an exercise to the reader.
[8] very, very, very
[9] 7-day Slovenian road tax vignet
[10] Once I wake up, I hardly ever manage to fall asleep again. Esecially if it's light outside.

3 months ago, I was positive I would be attending

We are few weeks away from the start of DebConf11. Excitement runs high in Debian-land. The two most worthy weeks of the year, every year, loom close. Our Bosnian friends have done a great job of finding and defending an amazing proposal, and are now facing the hard work and permanent adrenaline levels of being in charge of the closest I have seen to a herd of (well-behaved but wild and untamable) cats.
I have organized DebConf in my country. It was hellish, but at the same time, it's one of my most cherished experiences. And I'm sure the same will be said by the leaders of each successive bid It is one of the most rewarding experiences you can imagine.
Next year, DebConf will be held in tropical Managua, Nicaragua. But, where will we meet in 2013? Well, that depends on you, my dear reader! Do you want to work your ass off for Debian and have utter fun? Do you want to show and share your country with this huge family of developers? Start thinking about pushing for a DebConf13 bid!
Do you have to be at Banja Luka to propose your bid? No. You can proxy via somebody I'd suggest to do it via somebody who knows the location you are suggesting, but basically, choose a friend that you trust that trusts you. Of course, you can participate in the presentation session via IRC.
Do you have to be a Debian Developer to propose a bid? No. For DebConf9, none of the C ceres guys was a DD; for DebConf10, some of the people most involved from the local New Yorkers were not DDs. For DC11, none of our dear and overworked hosts in Bosnia are DDs. And for DC12, the Nicaraguan crew is also made from people interested in getting closer to the Debian project, but not DDs.
Do you have to decide now? No. This is just a call for a first presentation, but the decision regarding DC13 will be taken probably around March 2012. However, giving a nice presentation at DebConf helps a lot, gives you visibility, and will get the ball rolling.
Is there a geographical bias? Slight. So far, and since the second DebConf, we have kept the tradition not to repeat continents on two successive DebConfs. This is not a hard condition, however!
What do you need to start thinking about? Go visit our prospective location checklist at
Year ago, when
Unfortunately Debian cannot sponsor my trip to Banja Luka this year and it s too expensive to pay it from my own budget. Thus I just cancelled my attendance for the conference. I m very sad, since my first DebConf last year in NY was a lot of fun and I was really looking forward to see you guys again this year.
I wish you a lot of fun anyways. Have a productive and fun conference!
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