Matthew Palmer: Working as a Witness
(A continuation of my reminiscences as an expert witness.)
In an earlier post, I made
brief mention of the unpleasant realities of being a witness in a trial.
More details, ahoy!
Most witnesses aren't allowed in the courtroom except when they're giving
evidence (to avoid bias) and have to sit out in the hallway. Bring a fat
book, because you could be out there for days. I don't think much
compensation is provided for your time, either. And, as a final indignity,
the lawyers might not even end up calling you to the stand. For example,
one of the prosecution witnesses in the case I was involved with was called
to appear, and sat outside the court for eight (count them, 8!)
days, before being told he wasn't needed after all, and he could go home.
I don't know about you, but if that had been me, I would have ended up in
the dock myself on a charge of mayhem. Another witness, after having been
through her time on the stand, made a comment along the lines of "I'm going
to make sure I'm overseas next time".
Expert witnesses (as I was) get treated a little better. We can watch most
of the bantering in court, while we evaluate the technical evidence
presented by other witnesses (experts and non-experts alike), and at least
the pay is sensible. As an occupation, "expert witness" would be OK. The
hours are pretty sweet, the pay is good, and the conditions quite
reasonable. For a regular geek like myself, though, it was fairly close to
agony by the end of it. I've had three big projects on indefinite hold
while I was at court, unable to give my clients a firm date when I could
resume work for them. They were all understanding, bless them, but I could
have lost out badly. The complete uncertainty as to what is going to
happen and when means that you basically end up camping out at the
courthouse for umpteen days. At least, in my case, I was being paid
regular consulting rates for my camping.
When I say uncertainty, I really do mean it. I was originally told I'd be
needed for a day or two -- a quick look at what the other witnesses were
saying, maybe jump in the box for a bit, and then I'm off. Then the first
witness in the stand was there for nearly three days (along with a day or
two of procedural stuff in amongst it so I had been there a week before he
was finished). Then the defence was going to make a motion for dismissal,
because the prosecution were being pummeled by his honour for their lack of
case preparation, so I would have been out of there. That never
materialised. Then more procedural faffage, another witness that ended up
in the box for about 4 days -- each day of which I thought was the last --
and then it was my turn, which lasted nearly four days. At no stage did I
have any indication of when it was going to be over, either, so I couldn't
say with any sort of certainty when I could start helping anyone else out.
While the legal system has a vital part to play, I'm wondering if something
could be done to improve the running of trials to reduce this sort of
pummeling of witnesses.
On the sweet hours: court convenes each morning at 10am. There's usually
half and hour to an hour of transcription correction (although I get the
impression that isn't a standard thing) then witnesses start going through.
There's a half hour morning tea break around 11 or 11:30, and then an hour
lunch at 1pm. Usually there will also be an afternoon break of 10 to 15
minutes, before court adjourns for the day at 4pm (if not a bit earlier).
I presume that the reason for the short days is that it's mentally very
tiring, and there's lots of prep work for the lawyers mornings and
afternoons, but it's a lot better life when you've got none of that to do.
Unfortunately, the day isn't short enough that I could get a lot of other
work done, so it's effectively just a short-paid day.
