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13 May 2006

Evan Prodromou: 24 Flor al CCXIV

It's Mother's Day tomorrow, and Maj asked that instead of a trip out of town or a fancy dinner at a restaurant, I help her set up our front lawn and an office for her in the library. But it's raining like a monster here today... hopefully we'll see what we can do.

René van Bevern: Backports of initial set of Common Lisp packages

Now that SBCL has been accepted on Backports.org, an initial set of recent packages from the CL-Debian project is available for Sarge. Peter also hosts a repository with backports for quite some time, obviously lacking the advantage of being autobuilt for architectures other than i386 and being mirrored. So now Backports.org has the basic things of getting started: our infrastructure tools like a recent Common Lisp Controller and dh-lisp, as well as Clisp and SBCL – yes, finally I boostrapped an AMD64 package for SBCL on Sarge. Sarge-AMD64 lacked one initially, but SBCL is kind of useful to build SBCL. The development environment SLIME is also ready for usage. I'll continue with backporting most of Debian's Common Lisp libraries also and will probably get around to backport CMUCL, so that a fairly complete set of what a Common Lisp programmer needs can be used with Sarge on most architecutures.

12 May 2006

Christian Perrier: Bad Windows admins more harmful than Windows

Erich, Windows is very often harmful but, moreover, bad Windows admins are even more harmful. What you reported is indeed a wrong setup for the Windows Automatic Update feature. This feature allows to automagically apply security updates to Windows machines (and everyone with a working brain certainly agree that this is mandatory and one should not rely on users for this). This is a very well documented feature and admins can set it up to avoid the behaviour you reported (allow users to delay automatic reboots or even never reboot). It just needs Windows admins to actually *read* documentation and understand it. *This* is where the Windows world sucks. Windows admins able to do this are a very rare resource. Update: and the location of nearly all stuff in Windows is known by the system, configurable and easy to access (well, registry...:-)...also system variables, though). Again, I know about 10% of Windows admin who really know how the location of the system files can be deduced safely. Bashing Windoze is certainly worth it but I really suggest doing it with the correct arguments and, indeed, when really knowing the system. In short, it's way better to really know what you're talking about. After all, I have very often heard that Unix systems suck because you never know where things are (/opt, /usr/local, /etc, /foo, /bar)...while we both know that only bad Unix systems administered by bad Unix admins suck this way...

DebConf6 Blog: Desperate - written some hours ago (Posted by Gunnar Wolf)

Note: This entry was written at least 24 hours ago. After a very long day filled with frustration and hope, the situation right now is quite different - But I still want to share what I already wrote ;-)
I’m sad. I have worked towards having a Debconf in Mexico for a long time - I started playing with the idea maybe three years ago, after being at Oslo, and started pushing for it one year later, in Brazil. Last year, before leaving to Finland, it was a fact: I convinced everybody that our country could be a great place to host Debconf. The last month or so, basically my whole time has been devoted to making this conference something worth remembering. And this has been an exciting year of work. But a couple of weeks ago, I realized it was probably not such a good idea, probably this is not the best way in which I can contribute to Debian being better, or get more Mexicans involved in Free Software. And I fear that, if something does not change soon, we will break the impressing steady growing and professionalization of our conference. What was the problem? Lack of people. Lack of committment. Lack of time. Things that -by whatever means it has been possible- we have been solving. But right now, the main problem is the network. I trusted to have enough network quality in a semi-rural setting, we didn’t actually have the time to properly test our plans were well laid out, we didn’t test if the line of sight we supposed we would have would work, I didn’t press for the hardware to be ready on time, we had communication errors that led different teams into believing the other would provide specific equipment we needed… This is not so bad, as it is solved only with enough devoted time at the beginning of the conference itself - But once the pieces were already in place, the situation didn’t improve - Maybe because the hardware was less than what we expected, or because we rely on having access to the roof of the neighbour of the neighbour of a friend… Who knows. The fact is, we do not have network access - And when we have it, it is darn slow and with a tremendous amount of packet loss. And it seems that the only thing you really need for a good Debconf is a bunch of friendly geeks, which we have, and good network access - which we don’t. I wanted also to misspell the bad impression many people have of Mexicans, about us being informal, never really committed, and always having an excuse. But… Well, I also failed miserably on that. I really didn’t want this to be the “mañana” Debconf. That is a sad prejidice I don’t want my country to have - As many of you surely know by now, I love this country and talk about its beauty and good things every time I can. Of course, not all problems are to be blamed on Mexicans, it would be foolish for me to believe so, but we do have our fair share of guilt. Still… Hope is not yet lost. Debconf hasn’t formally started - We are at Debcamp still. Up to today, we are a group of forty-something geeky friends having a good time, talking, having sun and pool time, and laughing and complaining about the network and about the heat. The Debian community will not forget Mexico. And progress is being made every day. There are some really really cool things about this, and I’ll try to cool down and enjoy what we have. The strongest stress seems to be over (at least for now, wait until most people arrive on Friday/Saturday/Sunday). And it is good that I can identify a forming depression - maybe this can help disspell it before it is too late - We only have Debconf once a year, and I do not want to be sad during it.

Ben Hutchings: Slumming it

The magic switch for the Debconf wireless network is sharing its socket with a TV. When the TV is plugged in or unplugged, sometimes the switch's plug comes loose, and the whole wireless network goes down. Our Internet connection is dependent on an antenna on the roof of the local Internet caf that sometimes comes down in high wind, and which has a flaky power connection. And now the route from the airport is blocked too. (Maybe not any more.. we don't know.) On a more personal note, my laptop's power cable is now held together with insulating tape.

Kenshi Muto: See you in Debconf6

This evening, three Japanese people including me will get on an airplane to Toronto. After staying one night, we'll go to Mexico. See you in MX! ... I saw Jesus's report from Mexico. Well, I haven't any shorts. I have optimistic view to wear with jeans, because Japanese summer is very hot also (30C-35C) and many Japanese usually still wear jeans, long pants, or even business suit(!)

Erich Schubert: Web DNS admin

Since I couldn't find an appropriate tool, I wrote it myself (to be put somewhere soon): a web frontend to update a bind nameserver without needing to go through the hassle of parsing zonefiles, reloading the nameserver and such. How it works: it just uses the NSupdate functionality included with Bind. It's public key crypto, and all the code is already in bind and probably audited quite well. And the web frontend can run on the admin web box, properly firewalled off. With that tool I can easily change the DNS zones on my SELinux boxes, without having to fight with allowing a web server on that box to read and write bind files and reloading the bind service. IMHO this solution is a lot cleaner: just tell the changes via UDP port 53 to the name server and let it do the actual job himself. The "dynamic" zonefiles - those bind may write to - live in a separate dir (and separate SELinux file context) and with the extra SELinux protection, privilege escalation of bind is really unlikely. (The web interface is really basic though - it doesn't do many syntax checks. So you should have sufficient DNS knowledge before using it, but thats a good idea anyway. There is a couple of stuff you can break with DNS, you know?)

Erich Schubert: Windows is fragmented, Linux is not

Actually, all the Linux systems are very much alike. The libs are in /usr/lib, the bigger apps in /usr/bin, only the core system utilities in /bin and so on. Everything has it's place, and with the LSB that is pretty well defined. And it's not just the kernel and a text editor, this applies to most of your system. Including three office packages, a couple web browsers, a dozen IM applications and so on. Windows however is very fragmented. Well, not really fragmented, because no two Windows systems are alike. On some systems it's "C:\Program Files", others use "C:\Programme", maybe a dozen other translations. I've seen apps using "C:\Progra~1" which works with both of above path names, at least on FAT, due to the old 8+3 filename restriction. So I don't know about NTFS. This makes supporting Windows a PITA. You can test something on all your Windows boxes, and it just won't work on the first clients box you need to run it on. Happens all the time. Not to mention surprises with actually different Windows versions. Thats what I love with OpenSource, Linux and Debian. You just "apt-get install lyx" and you end up with a complete, working LaTeX and LyX environment on your system within minutes. Completely hassle free. The amount of "third party software" shipped with Linux is it's biggest strength. Everything is there, and it'll just work and still not really make your system different from anybody elses. Even across distributions. I have an Ubuntu workstation at one institute at the university. The CS computer lab is all OpenSuSE currently. But I don't need to care. It works just like my system. I google how to change to page ordering when printing PDF slides 4-up, and it just works.

Barry Hawkins: Debian Women s youngest recruit

Caslin in her Debian onesie This is my daughter, Caslin. We finally managed to get a picture of her in her Debian onesie before it has spit-up on it. This’ll be a great photo to hold on to in case she grows up and works for Microsoft or something equally ironic. Saturday I am scheduled to leave for DebConf, to be gone for 10 days. This will be the first time I have travelled away from home since she was born. At only 4.5 months, lots can happen in 10 days. That just hit me in the last couple of days. This reminds me once more why I took measures to change my work situation to all but eliminate travel. I look forward to meeting so many of those whom I only know via email, IRC, and DebConf5 videos.

11 May 2006

Aigars Mahinovs: Debconf6 day -3: Lower you MTU and your expectations

Nothing much happened today, except:
  • Internet working _barely_ if you lower your MTU to 500 or something like that. The speed is around 250 bytes per second and the delay is over 3 seconds. Luckily we have a separate IP-over-a-man-with-a-USB-key for uploads to incoming;
  • The restaurant for the food has been changed to one closer to the hacklab and to the pool. They scared us a bit by having two starters before the actual main dish, which sparked exchanges like: "Do you want another main dish?" - "No, I want _a_ main dish!";
  • I got a bunch of blurry photos of a collibri eating a mango. It was just too jumpy. There are several wild mango trees in the area and they are a strong magnets for local birds;
  • There was a heroic guy climbing a huge mast without any safety to put an antenna there hoping to improve the Internet situation. It looked scary as the antenna mast itself is on top of a building which is on top of a hill, but it did not help;
  • Last minute dash of DD's to the pool just before it was closing at 18:00;
  • Lots of cutting, folding, laminating and sorting of all the conference stuff;
  • Some more Mao and a bit of watching of "The IT crowd".
Note: the Internet is up and looks stable as of noon of May 11th. Yay!

Jacobo Tarrío Barreiro: DebConf6 rules or rules for DebConf6

Apparently DebConfers are misbehaving. I think signage should be distributed around the vacational centre. Here is my contribution, to be put on top of the 10-metre diving board. Or by the pool. Warning: No computers or electronics past this point
Click on the thumbnail for the good stuff.

Wouter Verhelst: NBD 2.9.0-test2

A few days ago, I released nbd 2.9.0-test2 to sourceforge.net, and a bit later, to Debian's experimental distribution, too—which, occasionally, means I'll have to skip the 2.9.0 release, because I don't feel like increasing my epoch. The new release contains a few new things, most notably support for a configuration file and, coupled with that, the ability to run multiple nbd exports from one nbd-server instance. This is an experimental version in that it hasn't been tested much outside my artificial testing environments, and in that the configuration file format is a first proposal, on which I'm hoping to get feedback, so that it can be improved before it's finalized. Unfortunately, the latter hasn't happened as of yet. I'd love to see that change. Anyone?

Simon Law: Packing the bags

The impromptu dinner party was quite successful. Not only is my refrigerator mostly empty now, I also had happy people walking out the door. I am going to buy pesos later this afternoon. And quite possibly some appropriate clothing. I understand it's the rainy season down in Mexico. I wish it were warm and rainy here. Then I could put my plants outside and not worry about them dying. Say, does anyone want to water my plants when I'm away? Some of you may be wondering why I'm going to Mexico. Well, I had booked this trip months in advance, because it was the first time in four years that Debconf has returned to North America. Although last time, I only had to road-trip to Toronto, instead of flying for several hours. I hope to see people that I haven't seen in a long while, and maybe geek out just a little bit more than I normally do. Oh yes, and to take photographs. In a surprising turn on events, I now work on a Debian-derived distribution. So perhaps some of this trip could be considered business as well? Who knows? I'd certainly like to talk to AJ and the other BTS folks about passing bugs between Debian and Ubuntu. Because we can certainly pool our resources for things like this. Then I want to buy people drinks and food. And get far too little sleep. Don't look at me like that. I get plenty of sleep. Oh wait, it's half-past three, isn't it?

10 May 2006

Aigars Mahinovs: Debconf6 day -4: The Pyramids

Yesterday it became clear that the daytrip during the conference will not go to the Teotihuacan Aztec pyramids as it is too far, which is a shame. For that reason a small group of people organized a separate trip to Teotihuacan ("the Pyramids" from now on). 11 people boarded 3 taxis which we hired for the whole day for a price of 1500 pesos per taxi per day (~150 USD) which averaged to 410 pesos per person. Before we left I managed to climb a stadium wall and take a couple of nice shots of a local vulcano and sneaky picture of Gunar running laps on the stadium at 7 in the morning with his wife. No wonder he looks so much better this year. (Comparison pictures will be put here) I also managed to notice that we do not have Internet again. Manyana. We ordered the taxis to arrive at 8:30, so when we gathered at the place at 8:40 we were expecting to have to wait a bit, but to our surprise the taxis were already there and waiting for us. The drive took three hours. On a taxi. No wonder it was too far for a daytrip. There is a lot of cars and a lot of roads in Mexico. People here are not too worried about fuel consumption here and it is not too surprising to me - the gas here costs between 6 and 8 pesos per liter. That might also be the reason why cars here are so incredibly loud - when a truck goes by on the road that is a couple kilometers away from the parliament tower in the hotel it sounds like a small plane is flying by nearby. Also the number of road is so huge and the structure is so chaotic that even taxi drivers did not know the route - they had to stop and ask for directions multiple times. Even when going back. Trying to stay on the same route. We got lost more then twice. Along the way to the Pyramids we stopped for breakfast in small roadside place somewhere. It was a family owned place where you have cactus tortillas with different fillings heated up on a big metal plate that is heated up by burning wood. there also was coffee in large cups and soft drinks. Tortillas and soft drinks were 8 pesos each, coffee was 5 pesos and the beer that the girls went to get for us from other cafes along the road were 10 pesos each. Wonderful food for incredibly cheap prices. After we all ate we threw money in the pile according to how much each of us wanted to pay and gave it to the owner. She looked at them money and started protesting that is is much too much, but we insisted. Very heartwarming place. We bought large bottles of water and moved on. It is quite hard to take good photos of the Mexican landscape because of two reasons: first there is huge number of large power lines going in all directions all across the land. And the other thing is the smog - you just can not take clear pictures of distant objects, the smoke or fog or something is covering the whole place. I suspect that it is related to the number of cars here, but I can not be entirely sure about that. I do not to intend to trash Mexico, but the fact is that Mexicans do. Along the roads near the Mexico City all roadsides are littered with all kinds of thrash - bottles, plastic bags, metal pieces, tires, ... On the other hand I have noticed that Mexicans do like IT - in every small town I noticed a computer shop with Internet. Some shops even promptly have Tux painted on their walls. It is quite strange to see that every wall is used for some kind of announcement or advertisement. Even a barely standing wall in the middle of the field between towns was used as an advertisement platform for a hotel in one of the towns. After long wondering around we finally arrived at the Pyramids. There was additional tickets to buy there - a 150 peso ticket for the car and a 45 peso ticket for each person. Each of three entrances to the Pyramid area has a range of souvenir shops and also there is a huge lot of private sellers walking all around the place and trying to sell you the same stuff for double or triple the price. The standing advice is to go to shops and negotiate prices there. We went in the entrance number 1 (which is how I would recommend anyone to do) which is at the south end of the Alley of the Dead. We started the excursion by climbing the small pyramid of the temple of the serpent god. The excavation was still going on there and it was interesting to watch. And it also was a warm-up for the other climbs. After that we moved on along the Alley of the Dead. After crossing the "river" (it was like 5 cm wide at this time of year) we were distracted by a sign pointing sideways that said "Museo (800m)". It sounded like a nice idea, so we went along. Unfortunately the road curves to the north and in the end the museum itself is almost next to the sun pyramid. So if you happen to go there I would advice you to go along the Alley of the Dead to the Pyramid of Sun and go to the museum from there. There is also a toilet and an ice cream shop next to the museum. After visiting the museum I went back to the "river" so that I could walk along the alley. There are several overwalks across the alley, so you either have to walk up and down the stairs a lot or walk up on the wall there. Then we came to the Pyramids. They are huge. Huge. Several millions of tons of rocks. Hundreds of meters of steep stairs going up. And a rubble on the top covering the temple site. The view is phenomenal. There will be a lot of photos from there including one of the traditional tourist type where I am sitting on the top of the sun pyramid with the moon pyramid in the background. Some of us did not make it the top of the first pyramid. It was quite hard. Coming down feels even more scary as the stairs are very steep. In front of the main Moon Pyramid there is the main square of the ancient city. In the center of it is the sacrificial altar. If you stand in the center of it, you can almost feel the sea of blood that was spilled onto these stones during the golden age of the Aztec civilization. It is a powerful feeling that could have gotten a bit scary if there were not so many people around. The climb to the Moon Pyramid was much harder then to the Sun Pyramid, it could have been because it was the second one or because it is more steep and with a higher pile of rubble on top (where there are no stairs). After a few stops most of us did climb to the top and took even more wonderful photos of the view around us. I must say that this was well worth all the effort, time and expense. After coming down from the pyramids, we went out via the exit number 3 which has the largest number of souvenir shops and did some shopping there. It was 15:30 by then and the souvenir shops were starting to close down. We were recommended a restaurant near the pyramids for our lunch, so we went there. The restaurant is located in the south direction from the pyramids and is almost on the continuation of the Alley of the Dead. The pyramids are still well visible from the windows. Just as our meals in the hotel, this meal was very nice and very Mexican - mashed beans in every dish, meat and the hot green stuff which is actually called "the green sauce". The way back after that was longer, but uneventful - we did get lost a bit more then usual, but it was the drivers problem. Altogether the trip took 12 hours. We really were exhausted after that.

Uwe Hermann: Debian packages release names - Reloaded

Upon popular request (my post was even featured on Debian Weekly News), I re-ran my previous query on the changelog files in Debian packages. This time, however, I didn't only retrieve 40 random package release names, but "all" of them, for unknown values of "all". I didn't analyze some of the files (missing permissions), and maybe I missed one or two because my query sucked, but I think I've got most of them. I ran a slightly more complicated query than last time, using the data from gluck:/org/lintian.debian.org/laboratory/. I have not the slightest idea how old the files in that archive are, but there's ca. 10.000 packages in there — more than enough, if you ask me. The results (78 KB) this time are in alphabetical order, and include the package names where the strings were found. There's a total of 1408 strings. Here are 20 randomly chosen strings, for some more fun:
gdb: * The "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Release.
glibc: * The "Fuck Me Harder" release.
abiword: * The "Foolin' Myself" release.
opensc: * The "RTFM" release.
directory-administrator: * The "On Train" release
xchat: * The "Merry Christmas, mine beloved Xchat users!" release.
apache: * The "Yes, we know there is a new upstream release" upload.
mmm-mode: * The "But I'm Not Dead Yet!" Release
mozilla-firefox: * The "becoming more and more an iceweasel" release.
nano: * The "Marbella, ciudad hermanada con Benidorm" release.
thy: * The Empty Spaces' release.
glibc: * The "Chainsaw Psycho" release.
sam: * The Minime' release.
xchat: * The "Binary only" release.
tellico: * The "pbuider and buildds are not the same" package release
pingus: * The "All you pingus are belong to blendi" release
xchat: * The "Ok, wrong patch, excuse me guys :)" release.
cappuccino: * The "It's time for the upload" release
abiword: * The "Got A Good Thing Goin'" release.
firefox: * The "what he taketh, he giveth back" release.
I also created a small statistic this time. Here's the Top-20 packages (the ones with the most release names):
64 abiword
62 thy
41 xchat
35 glibc
31 shadow
31 abcde
28 menu
18 reportbug
18 firefox
17 fetchmail
15 ccze
14 tama
14 mozilla-firefox
12 nano
12 apache2
11 gaim
10 debconf
9 mailutils
9 lirc
9 geneweb
Feel free to grab the whole results file for more reading fun during boring hours of the day.
If you do any further processing or analysis of any kind with the data, please post a comment and let us all know ;-)

9 May 2006

Kai Hendry: webpy 0.138

With the help of Seo Sanghyeon, Josselin Mouette, Aaron Swartz and of course Fabio Tranchitella a new webpy release is uploaded to unstable. I just love working with other people to realise something. Especially when everyone is “on the same page”. It’s techy, social and it’s enjoyable. Interesting thing about this release is that the packaging uses python-support so it should work with any python interpreter. So no need for ugly python2.4- type naming. Check it out.

Aigars Mahinovs: Debconf6 day -7: Arrival

I did not know that I will be moving to UK when I bought my Debconf 6 aeroplane tickets. For that reason my journey to Debconf 6 started in Cranfield, UK. I had to spend 40 (!!!) pounds for a return train ticket to Stansted and additional 50 pounds for a return aeroplane ticket from London (Stansted) to Riga. London subway trains Additional feature of this fact is that I had a night to spend in Riga where I had to be awake (as I came to Riga late at night and had to be back at the airport at 5 in the morning) and a few days to spend with my family on the way back. On the way to Riga I used Ryanair and now I can compare experience with their fiercest competitor - EasyJet. The conclusion is that I liked Ryanair experience better: there is a bit less shouting announcement and less organisation in general, which somehow worked just as good, but felt better. We will see how they will handle my request to add a bike to my return ticket when I will be coming back from Debconf. Riga was a lot of fun - ate a bunch of good local food in Lido, spend some value time with my girlfriend (or ex-girlfriend, I am not quite sure about that) and got a taxi back to the airport. Nostalgia fixed up. Latvian dinner at Lido From Riga to Mexico I was flying with KLM via Amsterdam. KLM is not a low cost airline, so you get the food and drinks for free on the plane. I already got used to this service not being there for most EU airlines in the last few years. The service was very good and the food was fun, but what I like the most was the Amsterdam airport - a very large and comfortable place. There was no free WiFi, but there were some free power sockets which helped me to spend my 8 hours there in with a bit of comfort. The transatlantic flight was fun: several meals, a lot of sleep, the King Kong movie (utter crap, the effects are only interesting thing and only from a professional point of view), nice view of Iceland mountains covered in snow. Ad sign at Amsterdam Airport Iceland mountains Mexico airport Then we took a taxi from the Mexico City airport to the Debconf place. My memory of the trip is very episodic: Heavy rain. Got into wrong car, had to change. Small green taxis overtake us. We overtake a train that runs in the middle of the motorway. A lot of ads of large people in suits standing with a smile and welcoming hands. Politicians. :P Mountains. We had to pay ~190 peso for the road tools in addition to the 1900 peso taxi charge (for 7 people). Two hours in a taxi. The driver only knew about the Oaxtepec aquapark (which is also here). The security guards at the park entrance know about Debconf place and point the way for the driver. After a kilometre another security checkpoint did the same again. Hotel reception. Gunar with his wife there. Taxi company managers in Mexico Rain in Mexico Lots and political ads in Mexico City This is a resort. Four different swimming pools (including one with 10m diving tower), several hotels, shops with swimming stuff and junk food, mango trees, several restaurants, conference places, football and basketball fields, lots of tourists relaxing. Bunches of cats around in the night. In total I left Cranfield place at 9.00 GMT on the 5th of May and arrived to the Debconf place at around 21:00 CDT on the 6th of May which amounts to 41 hours of travelling. Ugh, no wonder I felt like a zombie at the dinner. Zombie walk The dinner was fun - a lot of ~20 people wander into the restaurant an hour before closing, argue about what to order for around an hour and then start eating. We left almost 1.5 hours after the place was supposed to close. And then I got to my room (the door had to be opened via security as my roommates were out somewhere) and crashed within minutes. The last thought was something along the lines of 'Now that was a fun 48 hour "day" ...' :) Zombie Lars First dinner (for me, at the debconf6)

8 May 2006

Alexander Schmehl: [OSDL-DAM-II] Small timewarp...

Greeting from OSDLs Desctops Architects Meeting II in Mainz, where I'm honoured to represent the Debian Project. Not much to say till now; we just started with an introduction round... but after 40 short introductions of people, I already forgot the first ones. Personal note: I used to be stationed here in Mainz during my military service so many years ago... Actually: I used the same train station this morning than I did during those days. I nearly went the wrong way to my old barracks... but it was some kind of strange, unfamiliar. E.G. they started to dig an old roman theatre when I was the last time there, now they are nearly finished. Looks impressive... I never saw the beatifull side of Mainz (which might be related to the problem, that I always hated to be here during those days). Oh, break. I need to go; will blog more interesting stuff later. Oh, BTW: One bigger point of discuss here are standards, especially LSB and freedesktop.org and what people expect from their next releases. I have just a very general knowledge of them and feel some kind of week about that topic... What do we expect from them?

David Moreno Garza: A bit pissed off

After the start of the DebCamp I’m just pissed off about just everything. I don’t know if that’s because people could expect you to do something you aren’t supposed to do; or because people are just trying to do children pranks and only look like adult morons; or because I’m just exhausted of children urinating in the pool; or because of the heat; or because I’m supposed to handle all the jokes about Mexican food; or because of having to go to school everyday; or because of having to skip my classes; or because of missing Ana, missing Venezuela; or because of the fact that I won’t be able to get the money I’m spending on DebConf back; or just because every fucking thing around me. On the other hand, just as I heard Holger saying: “I will try to relax and have fun”, and won’t give a shit at anything not worthwhile.

6 May 2006

Gergely Nagy: Narnia in Warcraftian light

Tonight, we've watched Chronicles of Narnia, girlfriend and I, and we came to a few interesting observations. Really, they're quite amazing! Someone has been playing World of Warcraft decades before it was released! Spoilers ahead, beware! For example, let us have a look at the Witch. She was surely a mage, as she could conjure food and water. However, she appeared to be buffed a lot, as she could dual wield swords as well - and she wasn't all that bad at that, either. She also had an instant-cast frost spell.. This latter lead to a little debate among us, as I was asserting she must have been a shaman, using frost shock. Would have fit quite well, if only she wouldn't have been able to conjure food... And the fact, that after Aslan killed her, she didn't self-res. I doubt there's any worthy shaman out there who doesn't have a stack of ankhs in the bags. That's just not possible, really. Not to mention she always wore cloth, while we all know, shamans wear mail. Next on the table - the stone-table, hah! - is Aslan. Unlike the witch, he really was a shaman. The best proof: he self-ressed.. Albeit it took him a while. However, he did not appear to have any durability loss - on the contrary, he had his mane grown back! What kind of armor he wore, I do not know, he was in ghost lion form all through the movie, sadly. We also saw him resurrect others, that part fits too. Totems - we missed those, yes... But... if a shaman is fighting in ghost lion form, he must be so powerful, decked out in epics, he does not need them anyway. And this is where we come to the part of investigation where we have a look at the levels of the characters. Aslan and the Witch were skull-level bosses for sure. Most of the armies must have been lowbies, judging by their puny equipment - and most of the time, their puny skills aswell. Thus, it is no wonder that a single boss - the Witch - could tear through almost a whole army of poor newbies. It took another boss to stop her for good. Kinda like summoning your side's bosses in Alterac Valley. With the exception that in Alterac Valley, a raid is enough - here, one needed a whole lot more than a single 40-man raid. So far, this is what we figured out. I expect more details will see the light as we watch the film over and over again, in the hope of discovering more connections between the Chronicles and Warcraft.

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