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4 December 2005

Clint Adams: glibc wackiness

I don't know which is scarier, strfry() or memfrob().

2 December 2005

Antti-Juhani Kaijanaho: Small purgatories and minuscule pleasures

The worst possible condition of a walkway is created as follows:
  1. Let snow fall on it
  2. Use a snowplough to clear it up
  3. Rinse, repeat.
  4. Pack the remaining snow tight
  5. Let the temperature be a few degrees above zero Celsius, then let it fall slightly to negative degrees
  6. Let it rain water.
The result: smooth, wet ice. What we call ’skull condition roads’ here in Finland. We had that, minus the final rain, and it was very slippery. I was careful, and didn’t fall (but that’s just luck). In other news, chinese cabbage is very juicy indeed.

Martin 'Joey' Schulze: Volunteer LinuxTag Work

Without the vast number of voluntary supporters past LinuxTag events wouldn't have been possible at all. On the financial side LinuxTag has always made only little profit after the event. Without these nearly 100 volunteers who have supported us directly during the event and during its preparation the show wouldn't have been possible. Without the help of so many supporters during the event, the entire show isn't possible. Hence, it is important to either generate more income and be able to pay for hostesses and callboys or manage a proper environment in which many supporters want to help. For this, accepting the importance of the supporters, acknowledging their work and supporting them with food, fluids, fun and other advantages is very important. To my regret, I have to admit that this has not always been the case inside the core team. I have argued in favour of the supporters several times, so hopefully not much of it has been noticed by them. Supporters have worked in several different areas. I'll try to list them below but I'm sure I already forgot half of them even though I have coached most supporters directly or indirectly. We have maintained the parking ground so we were able to ensure that the Festplatz in the middle of LinuxTag is not abused as a parking place during the event. This required us to maintain a gate with at least one gatekeeper from 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. This was a lot of work, and it wasn't that interesting, but good for people who want to read or hack in the gatekeeper pavilion. We have manually built the projects network in the exhibition halls. In the conference building it was built by the KaLUG. All information signs and plans had to be drawn, printed, magnified and fixed at their respective locations. There are a lot of additional signs that we have maintained to help visitors find their way. I'm sure still a lot of signs were missing. I have used the opportunity to prepare most of them after the last event, so that we have less work for the new one. Our own office had to be set up, since we've used naked rooms with only some cupboards, tables and chairs inside. More furniture had to be arranged, the network had to be built up, the server had to be installed or configured, the printer had to be attached, the network configuration needed testing, the desks had to be set up. For some years now one to three volunteers have helped us in the office in order to support the core team and so that we are able to present visitors, exhibitors, the press etc. We've had an an additional human firewall who worked for two or three days usually and was able to support most people already without clogging the office room. The firewall (Arne) himself had the idea to become a firewall several years ago and I have to agree that it was a very good idea. However, with the exhibitor support maintained at a special booth at the entrance less work had to be done for the firewall this year. Several large and self-standing signs had to be prepared or repaired after the had been broken at the last event or their content has been obsoleted. Signs for the gate from above had to be printed and fixed at proper locations so that exhibitors find their way. We have built up the entire audio and video equipment on our own with a service provider from Bremen. Since this affected up to six rooms a lot of equipment and cables had to be moved, installed and dismantled after the show. For this we've helped J rg and Sven with several volunteers. The business congress had to be prepared as well. Stuff for the attendees had to be created and taken to the conference building. The entrance counter for it had to be maintained and staffed. Doors had to be secured. Deliveries had to be maintained in a storage area, since before LinuxTag a lot of stuff is delivered to LinuxTag without the target booth built up already. During setting up the booth, the booth builders also had to be supported and problems detected, discussed and corrected. During the entire time of our siege of the fairground we've had to maintain our own storage of fluids and food. Due to the high temperatures having around enough fluids was very important. In addition to this demands for several goods also required us to send somebody out for shopping each day. In order not to die of starvation during the event we have also organised a delicious lunch for all supporters and core team members. Kudos to Thomas we were able to order large pots of salad and cooked food for two years so that we didn't have to eat unhealthy food (such as fat pizza for six days) and everybody could decide on their own how much they want to eat. In the years before we've had rented a cook and even ordered Pizza. The food had to be fetched from the restaurant, arranged, together with table clothes, cutlery and stuff, and finally taken back at the evening. Cutlery had to be cleaned regularly as well. For the social event the location had to be cleaned and prepared. This year we've had the great opportunity to use the Nancy Caf which was unused for about 10 years, and hence required a lot of cleaning. As it turned out just before the show began, it required a lot more cleaning than expected. However, thanks to the competent and highly motivated supporters the location was cleaned in time. Kudos to Claudia, this year's social event was also one of the most successful. For the legendary KaLUG party the location had to be prepared as well and the food cooked. Looking at the pictures, the pavilions had to be built, tables and chairs arranged, cutlery and fluids organised. In the evening all the stuff had to be cleaned as well. This year KaLUG had organised a so called "Sp lmobil" that helped with doing the washing-up, but somebody had to work in it as well. The KaLUG has maintained the Internet caf in the conference building and has set up the network for the exhibiting projects in the conference building. For this they have acquired a lot of computers and network equipment that had to be built up and dismantled after the show. They have also acquired a number of movable walls for separating booths and providing poster space. During the show we have distributed fluids for the conference rooms and exchanged information posters and flyers with the daily schedules. When you're giving a talk, your throat often gets quite dry, hence, a cup of fresh water is a good cure, but requires the organisator to maintain water and cups. Since the conference program changed daily posters and handouts had to be exchanged during the evening. Project exhibitors were supported directly by us while company exhibitors were supported by a service provider. Additionally all speakers had to be supported as well. The conference rooms were also maintained by a moderator who supported the speaker, announced the talks and speakers, ran (!) around with a microphone, helped in case of technical problems and maintained the schedule. Even though it may look strange for an outsider there are a lot of costs that emerge when such an event is organised at a commercial fairground. LinuxTag has always had the problem of only little yield after all bills have been paid after the show but had to start preparing the event for the upcoming year. In the past years it was always a struggle to continue with only little financial substance trying to get the next event set up properly. LinuxTag has been unique in its configuration, looking at its history, its organisation structure, its size and its components. There are basically only three ways of creating income: commercial exhibition, business congress and sponsoring. All three have obviously been on the descending path for several years now, reducing a lot of flexibility for the organisation. This income has had to be used for all expenses. On the other side there are a lot of areas that just cost money, such as the conference building, exhibition hall, hotel, travel reimbursements, projects booths, advertising. In addition to that we've had two service providers that have taken over some tasks and needed to be paid as well. A very rough overview is in my Howto LinuxTag talk from this summer.

1 December 2005

Ari Pollak

People have differing musical tastes, news at 11.

Clint Adams: Creep-y

I've always looked at Radiohead fans with the same sort of non-understanding that comes when Rush fans try to explain to Rush haters that what makes Rush really, really awesome is the deep insight and cleverness in the lyrics. Some small advice: never let a PhD in philosophy do any songwriting. I don't hate Radiohead. I just don't understand why anyone would like them. It was my understanding that there were about as many Radiohead fans as, say, fans of Mudhoney. Imagine my shock and confusion when I discovered that there seem to be quite a few more people on Last.fm listening to Radiohead. Fine, I thought. Everybody's got a copy of Creep sitting around that they listen to every once in awhile for reasons of nostalgia. That does not appear to be the case. There is a group called Extensive Musical Taste . Note that their top artist is Radiohead. There is a group called People with inconsistent musical taste - who yet prove a certain indy-attitude . I don't know what that means, but their top artist is Radiohead. There is a group called Die Hipster Die . Radiohead is tied for number one. Someone else has noticed this particular trend, and has created a group called Radioheads_Not_Our_Top_Artist . Bless these people for not having Radiohead as their top artist. Radiohead is their #2 artist. Whee! Last week the DD group had Radiohead at the top. I have no idea why it fell so far after that. Maybe it's a scrobbler fuckup. I could stop singling out Radiohead, and broaden this to the other bands hovering at the top of nearly every group chart: The Beatles, Death Cab for Cutie, Pink Floyd, and so on. Oddly, this thing isn't very popular. Sure, you may be thinking. Radiohead sucks, but what's the problem? . The problem has to do with the effects of globalization on world cultures. In Jihad vs. McWorld it says that okay, well, I don't know what it says because I've never read it. Nevertheless, Benjamin Barber claims that Democracy is the solution to the evils of both globalism and tribalism. This is a fantastic idea if you happen to be in denial that Democracy is just a perverse form of tribalism. So guzzle down your McDonald's, listen to your Radiohead, wash it all down with some Coca-Cola that you bought at Wal-Mart, put on your Old Navy sweatshirt and head over to Starbucks to drink a frapmooccino while you obsess about American politics even though you live in an obviously-superior country, then go home and watch Friends . That's easier than being someone with musical taste. P.S., Radiohead being on South Park is no excuse. P.P.S., Buttercup is not a Radiohead fan.

Edd Dumbill: Cool toys for Firefox and Emacs

Firefox extensions The release of Firefox 1.5 has awakened my interest in the browser, and a few extensions can make life easier.
View Rendered Source Chart
Really handy for a structured view of an HTML page's source. The big advantage is that is displays generated source too, perfect for figuring out AJAX applications.
Foxpose
Sheer eye candy. Thumbnail all your tabbed pages into one page.
Del.icio.us
Browser button for working with the del.icio.us bookmarks site. I've been reluctant to use remote bookmarks before, this extension might just push me over the edge. Really well thought-out integration with the browser.
Rails in Emacs Seeing as I'm not quite prepared to switch to OS X just in order to get TextMate, I figured it was time again to play with my editing environment. Pages from InVisible Blog and Scott Barron give a lot of tips as to the current state of play with Rails and Emacs. I've now got a reasonably pleasant setup, though I wasn't inclined to go the whole way to running the ECB IDE inside Emacs. On Ubuntu, the packages you are looking for are: speedbar eieio semantic ruby-elisp mmm-mode. I also found pabbrev a very handy interface for tab completion. Screenshot of Emacs editing a Rails application The future for Ruby and Emacs is looking hopeful. I learned that a proper Ruby grammar for the semantic package is being worked on, which will enable class browsing and intelligent completion. I am still disappointed that there's no version of Emacs that uses Xft or Pango for anti-aliased font rendering. To get sharp fonts, I still need to use a bitmap font like misc-fixed. If I were in the business of offering bounties for open source development, dragging Emacs into the GTK2/Pango era would be the biggest one. Checking the mailing lists indicates that Pango is not suitable for Emacs, but no alternative scheme ever seems to bear fruit. Yet if Aquamacs can do it... If somebody came along with a decent TextMate-a-like for GNOME, I'd pay good money for it. I've never been really happy with an editor since Cygnus Ed. Hallski and I keep talking about this, and only just manage to resist wasting months of time on trying to write one ourselves.

Clint Adams: So I can sigh eternally

I've heard it said that listening to Leonard Cohen can turn one suicidal. I wouldn't know about that. What I do know is that I once listened to Benjy Eisen tell a story about encountering Cohen before a concert. The story ended with the words all the time in the world . I note now that some people are comforted by having all the time in the world, and some people are burdened by the same. For someone who seeks out pain and suffering to distract one's self from one's deeper problems, eternity can be a curse. Luckily, I don't know anyone like that.

Clint Adams: Another Halloween Sentence

So I'm walking along, singing He Wants You by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds and some crackho drives by shrieking Somebody Told Me by The Killers and some schmuck in an ape mask grunts at me fiercely and I pass at least six unhappy little girls in similar little princess costumes and I see this girl sporting what I can only describe as, and this isn't entirely precise or accurate, a mohawk-mullet and I think to myself, What would Romain Fran oise say to that mohawk-mullet?

Clint Adams: Comunicaci n

Yo te hablo de poes a
y vos me pregunt s
a qu  hora comemos.
Lo peor es que
yo tambi n tengo hambre.
The following is dedicated to Og Maciel, whose life apparently would be empty and meaningless without it.
There was a couple
Not an underwater couple that controlled the sea
But a couple of people on land
Who courted one another with the magic of haiku
They sent haiku across the country
Every day
Until the philotes
Brought them together physically
Then the Great State of California
Pronounced them legally wed
Because it either didn't know
Or didn't care
That poetry is supposed to rhyme.

Clint Adams: That lego puzzle is exhausting

[lego dreams]

Clint Adams: Diary of Anne Francis

Nobody ever sings about Leslie Nielsen starring in Forbidden Planet.

Clint Adams: Minogue

I disagree that the best thing Kylie Minogue has ever done is the video for her cover of The Locomotion, obviously . I think it's something more like singing with Nick Cave or showing up on The Vicar of Dibley .

Clint Adams: This is not a googlewhack

This is not a googlewhack. This is not a googlewhack. Did you get that thing I sent you? Did you get that thing I sent you? Did you get that THING I sent you?

Clint Adams: All creativity must stop now

NaNoWriMo is over.

Clint Adams: All creativity must stop now

NaNoWriMo is over.

Clint Adams: This is not a googlewhack

This is not a googlewhack. This is not a googlewhack. Did you get that thing I sent you? Did you get that thing I sent you? Did you get that THING I sent you?

Clint Adams: Minogue

I disagree that the best thing Kylie Minogue has ever done is the video for her cover of The Locomotion, obviously . I think it's something more like singing with Nick Cave or showing up on The Vicar of Dibley .

Clint Adams: Diary of Anne Francis

Nobody ever sings about Leslie Nielsen starring in Forbidden Planet.

Clint Adams: That lego puzzle is exhausting

[lego dreams]

Clint Adams: Comunicaci n

Yo te hablo de poes a
y vos me pregunt s
a qu  hora comemos.
Lo peor es que
yo tambi n tengo hambre.
The following is dedicated to Og Maciel, whose life apparently would be empty and meaningless without it.
There was a couple
Not an underwater couple that controlled the sea
But a couple of people on land
Who courted one another with the magic of haiku
They sent haiku across the country
Every day
Until the philotes
Brought them together physically
Then the Great State of California
Pronounced them legally wed
Because it either didn't know
Or didn't care
That poetry is supposed to rhyme.

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