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9 January 2006

Clint Adams: Throw up at the hoe-up

!
From the streets of old Oz comes the keeper of britney
With demands for retraction and rhythm like Whitney
Perceiving a challenge he rose to the bait
And this brief but strange tale which I did recite
With interspersed rhymes did he variegate
Bypassing the foils of which I did write
The end of the poem is triumphant and haughty
The lyrical prince has been just a smidge naughty
To call me a name is the act of a churl
Amphibian? No.  Bitch, this frog is a squirrel

8 January 2006

Andrew Pollock: [life] I don't think we're in any danger of running out of Vegemite any time soon...

Vegemite bottles of various sizes Somehow we've managed to accumulate a variety of Vegemite bottles. So many, that we should have enough to last us until next time we get a chance to restock.

Andrew Pollock: [life] Sleep

Thanks to Grant, I discovered a couple of interesting blog posts about how to become an early riser, and about polyphasic sleep. I'm certainly interested in becoming an early riser. I'm not naturally a morning person, but for a few years I managed to force myself into it, but then I lapsed back into being a night-owl sleep-in type person. At the moment, when the weather permits, I'm trying to cycle to work with enough time to eat breakfast there and be operational at my desk by about 8:30am. It's just as fine to start at 10am, but I'd rather not get into that habit, and just treat it as a bit of a splurge from time to time. This of course means I can't stuff around in the morning, and ideally I need to leave the house by about 7:45am, with appropriate flow-on affects on when I wake up and get out of bed. It certainly takes a lot of self-discipline to get out of bed when the alarm goes off. At the moment, I tend to opt for two alarms. One to wake me up and get snoozed a lot, and one to actually get out of bed. If I was more disciplined about getting out of bed, I could just have the one alarm go off, and get extra sleep. The extra waking hours gained by polyphasic sleep are tempting also, but I think it's altogether too disruptive to try at the moment. An interesting concept nonetheless. So once we're a little bit more settled, I'll hopefully become more of a morning person again. I think the key is consistency. Sleeping in on weekends just buggers everything up, which is a shame. I quite like my weekend sleep-ins. Downside is you spend half your weekend asleep, when you could be out exploring a fabulous new foreign country, for example...

Andrew Pollock: [life] 2005: The year in review

2005 is the first year I've blogged from start to finish, so it is interesting to go through and reflect on what has happened. It's certainly been an eventful year. Executive summary: got engaged, got married, got a job with Google, moved to the US. Did a whole lot of other mainly geeky things in between.
January
  • Moved from living in an old rundown share house in Ainslie to a townhouse in Watson, without the flat mate
  • Started getting my teeth into work at my new job
  • Took Sarah to the ER with chest pains, after having had them on and off over Christmas
February
  • Proposed to Sarah
  • My blog got syndicated on Planet Linux Australia
  • Wrote my blog post about mitigating SSH brute force attacks using Netfilter's recent module. Still get a lot of search traffic from that today
  • Went camping at Jervis Bay, managed to hit a kangaroo on the way, had a rather traumatic time trying to euthanize it
  • Decided to continue studying at Uni part-time in conjunction with full-time work (masochistic, huh?)
March
  • Made changelogs.debian.net a whole lot spankier
  • Had a moderately unsuccessful time turning an old laptop with a dead hard drive into a diskless server with an NFS root filesystem. (I really must get around to trying again doing ATA over Ethernet)
  • Bought a QFE card, after much vying on EBay, which is still sitting in a drawer unused
  • Discovered how to make my laptop suspend
  • Completed a Saint John Ambulance Senior First Aid course
April
  • linux.conf.au happened, and I helped make it happen
  • Interesting side-effect of the above was that I got asked to apply for a job at Google
  • I had fun with a cylinder of surplus helium
  • Sarah is advised to discontinue triathlons because of a possible heart condition
May
  • My oldest friends separate, and it looks like they're going to get divorced
  • Sarah had her car broken into in the driveway and her purse was stolen
  • I get into a panic about passing Uni and really knuckle down
  • I discover a little too late that I've missed marking my ten thousandth day since birth
  • I organised a dinner meeting of Canberra Perl Mongers, which is a largely dormant group
  • We got a new cat
  • I hit two years as a Debian developer
  • I joined the Linux Australia sysadmin team
June
  • We decide to bring forward our wedding from April 2006 to July 2005, "just in case" the Google thing comes off
  • caesar, the box I use as my gateway blew up and got replaced with something gruntier
  • I got into discussions with University House about doing a wireless LAN setup for them for their guests
  • Started work on a box for Linux Australia that would host a few User Mode Linux instances for various things
July
  • My old Rover crew turned 20
  • We discovered the Tea Centre, and the wonders of different varieties of leaf tea
  • I scraped through first semester at Uni
  • I decided to upgrade daedalus and ordered a new box
  • Michael and I went to the US for face to face interviews with Google
  • Started semester 2 at Uni
  • Started migrating services to the new daedalus
  • Sarah and I were married
August
  • Google makes me a job offer
  • I ordered myself a new laptop
  • My car tyres got slashed while I was at Uni
  • Uni all got a bit much, and I decided to drop out
  • I got a 1 gig USB key
  • I had some fun with LVM snapshotting
September
  • Video card in my desktop blew up
  • I return to working in the office, and have a crack at catching the bus because of heinous petrol prices
  • I built Linux Australia's content mirroring box
  • The cat vomits one time too many and gets a new diet
  • We went and saw the Warehouse Circus' most excellent BAM! production
October
  • I ascended Mount Tennant with Rick
  • Sarah and I went and checked out the Tumut 3 power station
  • Sarah got her wisdom teeth out
  • I had some more fun with LVM and data migration
  • I had even more fun with LVM snapshots
  • We finally got our visas for the US
  • I quit my job
  • We bought a new dining table
  • We bought an iPaq and a bluetooth GPS and some navigation software
  • We bought a new digital camera
  • Canberra Perl Mongers had another dinner meeting
November
  • I finished up at Cybertrust
  • I went to the US
  • Sarah went to Singapore for a holiday with some of her relatives
  • I started at Google
December
  • Sarah arrived in the US from Singapore
  • We found somewhere more permanent to live
  • We bought new mountain bikes
  • All our stuff arrived from Australia

Andrew Pollock: [life] Back online

Our DSL modem finally arrived today. Well, it kind of involved accosting the UPS guy in an adjacent street whilst walking back home from 7-Eleven acquiring ice cream, but hey, we got the thing in the end. I went with Sonic on advice from guys from work, and I have to say I've been totally impressed with their customer service to date. Today I got an email from them because I'd reached my activation date, but they hadn't seen any ADSL traffic from me yet, and they just wanted to check that everything was okay. We had a free dialup account for use while we waited for the ADSL to be provisioned (and the delay was with receiving the modem over the holiday season, not the ADSL provisioning itself). Also, their account management website allows an impressive amount of self-control over aspects such as spam filtering and firewalling. I'm a very satisfied customer so far.

Andrew Pollock: [life] First Christmas abroad

(I love the term "abroad". It sounds so English.) Well that happened. We had Michael and another Andrew from work who started two weeks before us and his wife come over for what Michael was calling "linner" (the inverse of "brunch"). Sarah cooked up an absolute storm. We had roast turkey, roast potato, pumpkin and sweet potato, steamed broccoli, cauliflower and asparagus, and Yorkshire puddings. We had so many types of gravy we completely forgot about the cranberry sauce. Michael managed to track down a plum pudding (this country seems obsessed with pumpkin pie) and we had something approximating custard (something else this country doesn't seem to do) with it. A very good feast was had by all, and six hours later we were done. Back to unpacking boxes. Brought to you by some kind neighbour's open access point.

Andrew Pollock: [life/americania] Three weeks

I've been so busy, I haven't had time to blog. Rather than putting it off any longer, I'll just dump what I can remember. Last Wednesday, Sarah arrived after her holiday in Singapore, and from all accounts, had a great time. Photos as well. Sticking with the whirlwind theme, the next day, we had a "building warming" party at work for the new building we'd moved into the week before Michael and I started. The next night we had the work Christmas party, which blew the socks off any work Christmas party I'd ever been to before, and then on Saturday night we went to a party in San Francisco that we'd been invited to. On a life in general front, I'm still waiting for a Social Security number. The lack of one makes life a bit difficult for a lot of things. It also turns out that Sarah's work permit will take about 90 days to approve, so she's going to be a lady of leisure for the next few months. I've finally been issued with a work mobile phone (or "cell phone" as they call them), and so can stop roaming and paying through the nose for the privilege. We've found somewhere to live. We take possession of a 2 bedroom townhouse (split-level) in a complex in Mountain View that is 3 miles from work on the 18th. The rent is $1725 a month, which is a bit better than we were expecting. The complex we're renting in does have shared laundries, which we'd not too keen on before getting over here, but they're quite modern and secure, and there's a laundry block close to our townhouse, so hopefully it won't be too bad. The whole place had been renovated about 5 years ago, so it's all in good condition. We could have rented a 3 bedroom apartment (single level) in the same complex for about $125 a month more, but we're trying to actually make some money while we're over here... Driving on the other side of the road becomes fairly "normal" after about a week of doing it regularly. Sarah's adapted fine. Lane placement is the hardest thing, because your body's used to being in a certain spot on the road, and it's all different sitting on the other side of the car. We've managed to open a rudimentary bank account, even with my lack of Social Security number. Unfortunately I can't get paid until I have an SSN. Upside of that is that if it doesn't happen until next year, I presumably won't have to worry about income tax for this US financial year. Downside is kind of obvious... By far one of the stranger things of everyday life here is the lighting situation in the average residence. Lamps are all the rage, to the point that light switches don't exist in some rooms (notably bedrooms). Take where we're currently living for example. There's a light switch at the bottom of the stairs, there's one at the top. There's a bank of four in the living room, two of which control lights in the kitchen, and one the hallway. The last one controls a lamp in the corner of the living room, which is connected to a power socket (or power point as we'd call it). The bedroom with the attached bathroom (en suite) has two bedside lamps, and that is the sole source of light. The bathroom attached has light switches, and the walk-in robe has a light switch. It's so weird. So walking into a darkened bedroom involves walking all the way in, and fumbling around with a lamp. It's often easier to turn on the light in the wardrobe so you can see what you're doing first. I can't think of any reason for it, except tradition. It's not like they're avoiding wiring the walls or the ceiling, because it's done partially already. The bedroom has a ceiling fan, but where in Australia, there'd be a knob on the wall near the light switch to control it, it has a little chain you yank on. To add to the strangeness, there are two switches on the wall, one of which seems to allow you to turn off the ceiling fan if it's already been switched on by pulling the chain. The townhouse we're renting has a similar lamp dependency, so we're going to be making a trip to Ikea for some lamps it would seem. That's about everything I can recollect right now... Oh, I should point out that I'm really loving it over here.

Andrew Pollock: [life] My E-3 visa experiences

I've already fielded enquiries from two people who have found my blog via Google, and given the 10,500 visas a year being issued, there's only going to be more, so in the interests of not spending too much time answering questions individually, I'm going to write a detailed account of things. Disclaimer: This article is not a replacement for doing your own homework. I expressly disclaim any responsibility for you getting your visa application denied, being cavity searched when you attempt to enter the US, or being sent to Guantanamo Bay. In particular, this information is subject to change, and as I'm not applying for a new visa every day, I'm not going to know about the changes. If you find something here that is blatantly wrong, or out of date, please let me know, but at the moment, I'm writing about my experiences. I'm undecided about maintaining a website devoted to capturing the state of the art in E-3 visa applications. If in doubt, spend the money (and I do mean spend, it's not a cheap phone call) and call the information line - 1902 941 641 - to speak to a human being, and ask all the questions. Resources What's the process? Your potential employer (sponsor) needs to file a Labor Condition Application (see the form here). At present, this form hasn't been brought up to date with respect to E-3 visas, it's the same form used for H1-B visas. Your employer needs to have written at the top of each page "E-3 - Australia - to be processed". This bit of handwriting is apparently key. You need to have the signed LCA in your hot little hand before you roll up at the US Consulate to apply for your visa. As for how long these take to be processed by the Department of Labor, the FAQ says a week for postal applications. From my experience, and the experience of a couple of other people I've spoken to, it takes anything up to about four weeks. Generally speaking, you do not have to concern yourself with the LCA process, unless for some reason, you're sweating on the LCA so you can apply for your visa. My personal opinion is that the whole process is so long, bureaucratic and unpredictable, that you really don't want to be making any firm plans based on any assumptions on when you think anything is going to happen. Start your planning from when you have been issued your visa, not when you expect you will be issued your visa. Once the LCA has been issued, your sponsor will send it to you along with a wad of paperwork, most of which you just take with you to the consulate. You can make an appointment online. Paperwork-wise, you need to take a completed DS-156 and a DS-157 if you are male between 16 and 45. These forms are available here. You can make an appointment online, the links to make an appointment at each of the US Consulates are also here. I found that the lead time to an appointment was around a month, so if you know the LCA application has been made, you can probably make the booking at the Consulate, so as to try and parallelise things a little bit. What do you need to take to the interview? You need to take your completed DS-156 and DS-157 forms. You need one for each person. So if you are the principal (i.e. the person being hired), you need a DS-156 for yourself, and your spouse, and whichever of you is male needs a DS-157. Bring the sponsor's offer letter too. You need a receipt for a non-refundable visa application fee. You need one receipt per person applying for a visa. You get these receipts by paying $130 per person at any Australia Post outlet. As the visa is non-immigrant, you need to be able show some sort of ongoing connection with Australia. If you own property here, and are planning to continue owning it while in the US, bring a rates notice. I don't know what else is useful to demonstrate an ongoing connection. Also bring a bank statement, as you need to demonstrate an ability to support yourself while in the US. Bring birth certificates and marriage certificates. Also bring a copy of your University transcript, and any assessments that your employer may have had done that state that you hold the equivalent of a US degree. I'm not sure how hard and fast the whole degree thing is. I have an incomplete degree and about 10 years of work experience. This was sufficient. I don't know how you'd go with absolutely no degree and lots of work experience. Finally, you need to bring two US-sized passport photos. These are 5cm x 5cm, which are not what your average passport photo is like if you go somewhere and ask for a passport photo. Processing takes about 3 days, although you get an indication on the day as to whether you are successful or not. If you don't want to come back to collect your passport with the visa in it, you need to leave sufficient stamped, self-addressed envelopes so that the Consulate can mail the passports back to you. It's a bit hazy as to what constitutes 3 days, but assume 3 full working days, plus whatever time it takes for the postage, so up to 5 working days. Good luck with your visa application. Let me know how it goes, and if this has been of assistance.

Andrew Pollock: [life] Hello America!

Where do I start? It's been an eventful couple of days... The flight to LA was uneventful. Qantas is certainly orders of magnitude more pleasant to fly with than United, even though we were seated in a bulkhead area. I had a 13-month old baby seated next to me (no, Mikal was on the other side), and he was about as well behaved as you could possibly ask a 13-month old baby to behave. Mikal also behaved himself. I had the intention of trying to get something approximating 8 hours sleep, as we arrived at LAX at 7am local time, but I only managed about 4 hours. I did spend about 8 hours with a mask on and my brain in idle, so I arrived at LAX being mostly coherent. Entering the US via LAX was a much less traumatic experience than I was expecting. The E-3 visa was accepted fine, and I now have an I-94 stapled into my passport. Quarantine involved getting looked up and down by a guy in a booth, who waved me through. We had 3 hours to spare (or about 2 by the time we cleared all the immigration/customs queues) and then hopped on a 50 minute American Airlines flight to San Francisco, hired a car and drove to Santa Clara. The accommodation we're staying in for a month is very spiffy indeed. It's a largish gated community of units. Mine's got a ground floor entry, but everything else (except the garage) is upstairs. When Sarah gets here, we'll put up some photos. The weather is lovely as well. Our first outing was to the Social Security office to attempt to get social security numbers. This wasn't as successful as I'd hoped, as we were too freshly in the country to show up on their systems, so we left with letters saying we'd get one within four weeks, when our details had been verified. Yesterday evening, we went for a general recce of the surrounding area, and checked out a supermarket. That was less disconcerting than I expected, although I don't think it was a terribly huge supermarket. Having a GPS certainly raises one's confidence when navigating significantly. Last night I discovered that all the keys in my apartment were not created equal, and that the two loose in the lock box on the front door were the only two that opened the unit, and the two sets on key rings on the coffee table only opened the amenities and my mailbox. So I got to spend a bit of time sitting on my front doorstep until the nice man from Synergy Relocations came out to let me in (except his key didn't work either, so he got to make conversation with a legal alien while we waited for someone else to come out with a key). Today, we drove around to see a shopping mall, and the first set of shops we found happened to be around the corner from an enormous (by my standards) apartment complex, which had some signage implying that it had vacancies, so we decided to get the low down on how renting worked before we did our rental tours. Casey drove us around in a golf buggy and gave a tour of what two different floor plans looked liked. It seems that in this part, it's standard for an apartment to include the refrigerator, dishwasher, microwave, washing machine and clothes dryer, which is good to know. Let me just say that if this is what living in an apartment complex is like, it's more like living in a resort. The place had pools everywhere, tennis courts, two gyms, a community centre, it was just unreal. It was also cheaper than I was expecting. We then went to a massive shopping mall to do some window shopping. Discovered Wetzel's Pretzels. Hope they're not too fattening... Tomorrow, I'm going to avail myself to the complex's gym, and generally get ready for the week ahead. Future posts will be in a new category, which I won't be feeding to Planet Debian as not to bore people. I will inflict Planet Linux Australia readers with them until someone asks me to stop. If you'd like a custom feed that excludes my American adventures, please let me know. I wonder if adjusting Blosxom's idea of timezone buggers up existing posts and aggregators like Planet in general?

Andrew Pollock: [tech] The quest for IPMI LAN access over down interfaces continues

Today I upgraded daedalus to 2.6.14. I had to backport yaird to stable, which wasn't a big deal. It's available here if you're interested. The kernel package for 2.6.14 from unstable worked fine otherwise. I had two motivations behind upgrading - inotify and another look to see if the situation with IPMI had changed. Well inotify just works, and is the bomb. I'm going to have lots of fun with it. IPMI, on the other hand is still broken, which makes me sad. As I've previously pointed out by way of example, LAN access to the base-board management controller via IPMI is impossible after Linux shuts down the interface. It's supposed to work, but the way Linux does it seems to stop it from working. I'd read that the problem was resolved in 2.6.12, and so dutifully tested it out on daedalus to my detriment. I also tested it on 2.6.14, but again, had the same problem (I remembered to schedule a deferred reboot this time). So IPMI with a box running Linux is all good as long as the box is actually running. I suspect if the box panicked and/or hung itself, it'd also be useful for rebooting it, but if you shut the box down and remove power, IPMI won't allow you to turn it back on again.

James Morrison: To Canadians:

I think it's time to weigh in on the Canadian election. I'd like to warn all Canadians that they should not vote for Stephen Harper and the Conservatives. My main reason for this is that the current platform is intended to make income tax significantly harder for all but gas guzzling upper class. The conscientious upper class are screwed as well. So lets start with public transit:
Tax rebates for transit. Why should have I to file more paper work to use public transit. This isn't a tax break, it's an excuse not to make public transit better. Next let's look at child care. What do you know, another tax rebate. How are parents supposed to file for this? What are the criteria to get this. How long do the kids have to be left alone to figure out how to get money? Wait, that looks like someone that can afford someone to look after their kids has time to slog through the paper work to get money. Now, the conservative has plans to not up lower taxes for Canadians that make money and to raise the lowest tax bracket. If Harper really wants to help students and people chasing their dreams, e.g. atheletes, raising the tax-free total is the simpliest solution. Doing taxes in that bracket is really easy and doesn't waste anyones time.

Oops, I missed another paper work filled tax rebate. Rebates are painful cop-outs. Why doesn't the conservative plan actually involve less taxes and less paper work for taxes.

If anyone still supports the Conservative party because they are fiscally conservative, I seriously suggest looking elsewhere. Maybe the NDP.

* Note: I am not an NDP supporter, I actually think the Conservative platform is that bad. It's too bad too, at one point they had the best canadiates. That doesn't seem to be true anymore.

7 January 2006

Martin F. Krafft: Unstable Linux

One thing I will never understand about this Linux hype are the operating system's miserable failures in the wake of hardware problems. Coming home from dinner, I find this all over my consoles:
Message from syslogd@piper at Sat Jan  7 22:53:35 2006 ...
piper kernel: Oops: 0002 [18] 
Message from syslogd@piper at Sat Jan  7 22:53:35 2006 ...
piper kernel: CR2: 0000004000000004
Since then, I cannot start new processes anymore (though apache2 and old processes work just fine), which means I cannot SSH into the box (which is far away from where I am right now), and thus it's become useless. The problem could be anything: corrupt memory, a broken CPU, a harddrive with bad blocks in the swap area, etc... since Linux obviously seems to be able to wall in response to a problem, I would only wish it wouldn't pout as a consequence but handle the event more gracefully. If only I had the time and energy to finally wave goodbye and choose NetBSD... Update: I managed to get a dmesg output:
<1>Unable to handle kernel paging request at 0000004000000004 RIP: 
<ffffffff80152c54> find_get_pages+36 
PGD 72cee067 PUD 0 
Oops: 0002 [18] 
CPU 0 
Modules linked in: rfcomm l2cap ipv6 af_packet ipt_REJECT ipt_state
iptable_filter iptable_nat ip_conntrack ip_tables deflate zlib_deflate
twofish serpent aes blowfish des sha256 sha1 md5 crypto_null af_key usbhid
hci_usb bluetooth raid5 xor dm_mod sbp2 ide_generic ide_cd eth1394
snd_seq_dummy snd_seq_oss snd_seq_midi snd_seq_midi_event snd_seq
snd_via82xx gameport snd_ac97_codec snd_pcm_oss snd_mixer_oss snd_pcm
snd_timer snd_page_alloc snd_mpu401_uart snd_rawmidi snd_seq_device snd
i2c_viapro soundcore i2c_core ehci_hcd via82cxxx ohci1394 shpchp pci_hotplug
sk98lin uhci_hcd ide_core ieee1394 rtc parport_pc parport floppy psmouse
pcspkr serio_raw evdev xfs exportfs sr_mod cdrom sd_mod sata_via
sata_promise libata sg scsi_mod raid1 md unix fbcon tileblit font bitblit
vesafb cfbcopyarea cfbimgblt cfbfillrect softcursor
Pid: 136, comm: kswapd0 Not tainted 2.6.12-1-amd64-k8
RIP: 0010:[<ffffffff80152c54>] <ffffffff80152c54> find_get_pages+36 
RSP: 0018:ffff81007f90dcc8  EFLAGS: 00010002
RAX: 0000004000000000 RBX: ffff81007f90dd08 RCX: ffff81007f90dd10
RDX: 0000000000000001 RSI: 0000000000000002 RDI: ffff81000289f678
RBP: 0000000000000000 R08: 0000000000000000 R09: ffff81007113f670
R10: 0000000000000040 R11: 0000000000000000 R12: ffff8100705e54e0
R13: 000000000000007a R14: ffffffffffffffff R15: ffff8100705e55f8
FS:  00002aaaab730d70(0000) GS:ffffffff8040f940(0000) knlGS:0000000000000000
CS:  0010 DS: 0018 ES: 0018 CR0: 000000008005003b
CR2: 0000004000000004 CR3: 0000000072925000 CR4: 00000000000006e0
Process kswapd0 (pid: 136, threadinfo ffff81007f90c000, task ffff81007f906760)
Stack: ffff81007f90dcf8 ffffffff8015bca7 ffff8100705e54f0 ffffffff8015c905 
       ffff810001172200 0000000000000000 0000000000000000 0000000000000000 
       ffff81000289f678 0000004000000000 
Call Trace:<ffffffff8015bca7> pagevec_lookup+23 
           <ffffffff8015c905> invalidate_mapping_pages+245 
           <ffffffff8018a403> shrink_icache_memory+259 
           <ffffffff8012d144> recalc_task_prio+324 
           <ffffffff8015ca01> shrink_slab+193 
           <ffffffff8015dcaf> balance_pgdat+623 
           <ffffffff8015df37> kswapd+295 
           <ffffffff80144e00> autoremove_wake_function+0 
           <ffffffff8010f0f7> child_rip+8  <ffffffff8015de10> kswapd+0 
           <ffffffff8010f0ef> child_rip+0  
Code: ff 40 04 ff c2 48 83 c1 08 39 d6 75 f0 fb 5b 89 f0 c3 66 66 
RIP <ffffffff80152c54> find_get_pages+36  RSP <ffff81007f90dcc8>
CR2: 0000004000000004
Now, how does a mere mortal diagnose this? This was the third in a series of oopses, the others occurred in a find process... the machine runs a software RAID5, so it really could be anything, right?

Andrew Pollock: [life] I don't think we're in any danger of running out of Vegemite any time soon...

Vegemite bottles of various sizes Somehow we've managed to accumulate a variety of Vegemite bottles. So many, that we should have enough to last us until next time we get a chance to restock.

6 January 2006

Michael Janssen: nobody thinks or expects too much

Today is a bunch of quickies about random stuff.

Sleeping.. ..and subsequently waking up. I have been trying out the advice of How to Become an Early Riser recently, after discovering it about a week ago from some people. I had been sleeping from about 4am to noon or 1pm, depending on the day. I decided to go all out and set my alarm clock for 5:30am, never to be reset again. It didn't work out the first couple days, but after three days of getting up on time, my body is definitely adjusting well to it, and I get a bunch of work done in the morning before I head off to work at 9. Debian packages-arch-specific vgrabbj finally got out of packages-arch-specific hell and is building on almost all architectures. I think the addition of a new person to the team maintaining packages-arch specific helped a bunch, because shortly after I emailed the new maintainer movement occurred after two months of nothing from the other two. I don't know if they had to actually check out the package itself efore removing the line, but it seems like something as simple as removing one line from a file in cvs shouldn't take that long. Planet issues For some reason, the posts from my blog which are syndicated to PlanetDebian are showing up on the planet 2 times for every post I make. If anyone has some insight as to why, and whether it's a problem on my end, I'm all ears. Diana Diana makes me happy like a bright sunny day after a long cloudy winter week.

Erinn Clark: Standby passengers love me

Usually waking up an hour after your flight has left is a bad sign -- like, a sign of imminent doom, that things are about to get horribly worse. At least, that's how it usually feels and this being the third 6:25am flight I missed in 2005, I was well-accustomed to that feeling. Luckily I got re-routed through Tampa, then Los Angeles, and I finally ended up in my San Jose, CA destination with a lovely Val awaiting me. She seemed shocked; said I was far shorter than she expected, then she realized I was walking with a group of Stanford basketball players and that, though they dwarfed me, I still managed to have at least an inch on her. (Val is "5'9 and three quarters!", according to her.) A lot of the visit was a bit of a blur. After arriving, I quickly showered, and was promptly told by Val that my skater rat apparel just wouldn't do and that our New Year's Eve party was meant to be dressy. A black shirt and some funky necklace managed to placate her, luckily, as well as my excuse of having just flown in from out of town with no instructions to dress pretty. Off to the party, where I met a load of brilliant and entertaining people, including Lina who was positively heartbroken by the lack of fireworks.
Lina and me in the ballpit The next day included eating vegan duck for breakfast, visiting Google offices for fun (not profit), getting lost with Val in some frightening redwood forest, Indian food in SF with Janet, Jen, and Val. Actually, the Indian food might deserve an entry of its own -- the owner of the restaurant actually spoonfed me, which was bizarre and funny. Afterwards, we went to visit Kristal and laughed at various things, including the most hilarious website ever. "Oh yeah baby, check out my throughput." Of course, that feeling of imminent doom was not entirely wrong. I contracted some kind of California Plague while there and spent my flight back doubled over with body aches, fever, and chills. Overall, well worth it. Happy New Year, everyone!

John Goerzen: We need better audio support in Linux

Yesterday I had the frustrating experience of trying to configure a machine so I could use the internal soundcard while simultaneously recording sound from a USB iMic. While ALSA appears to fully support this setup, I discovered quite a few annoyances about what should be trivial: Now this is probably no worse than the situation in Windows, but it is certainly not where we should be, and isn't where MacOS X is either. Note that most of these problems are with the apps not supporting the second audio source *at all*.

5 January 2006

Jordi Mallach: "yes"

00:07 < jordi> vorlon: if you say yes, we can start right now
00:07 < vorlon> "yes"
And immediately, the magic started. sjoerd has uploaded the dbus/hal/avahi tripplet to unstable, unlocking the door for GNOME 2.12 and KDE 3.5 to leave their cold homes in experimental. Expect a few small bumps in the unstable road over the weekend. The wait is finally over, after the Release Team managed to get all the KDE C++ transition in place two days ago.

Zak B. Elep: Voodoo, or pdnsd + resolvconf + squid love

Every now and then I set a day for myself to bring my big old desktop CPU to an internet cafe to update my Debian and Ubuntu installations, dchroots and pbuilders, because I only have a dialup connection at home (and of all things, from a softmodem.) It became such a habit that I decided to make the most of it, and use the time it takes for me to go and update to go around every internet cafe in town and see how people would react to my GNU OS ;) Today was one such day. I went to one particular internet cafe in front of Daet Elementary School this afternoon, and with my CPU I proceeded to try to get it working on their local network and feed off its Internet connection. Unfortunately for me, however, I went there just in time for their renovation of their place, which involved moving the individual computer nodes out of place and causing some confusion, all in the name of installing some type of cafe management software (aka a Sub7-type BB tool) which ultimately caused them to use static IPs for each node on the network–waah, no DHCP! Had this been a year ago, this might have been a big problem; but now, I run the excellent pdnsd, the proxy DNS server, in conjunction with resolvconf and squid. I originally intended this amazing duo to work so that I was able to serve a nameserver 127.0.0.1 for each of my dchroots, saving me from copying my main /etc/resolv.conf to each dchroot; but now, I have surprised myself again with this, since pdnsd cached just about enough DNS entries for me to be able to just the most-frequently used parts of the Web (Google, FreeNode, etc.) It took me a while before getting down and dirty with /etc/pdnsd.conf and pasting the example “root-servers” in /usr/share/doc/pdnsd/examples/pdnsd.conf , and allowing myself full Internet access without DHCP. Now, I got my pbuilders updated, but not the dchroots; I only got a max of 7 kilobytes per second of download compared to the usual 25, Sigh… you just can’t have too much of everything…

Norbert Tretkowski: I'm the IT manager

I'm the IT manager. Do you
fancy me?
Which Office Moron Are You?
Rum and Monkey: jamming your photocopier one tray at a time.

Anthony Towns: Clint throws down

A friend o’ ne’er do wells,
Got flashbacks to a time in the car;
This master of izzard shells,
Was headed for dinner, huzzah! In a car with those friends did he sit,
Seeking something to consume.
Through the streets of San Fran’ do they flit,
Hunting the sacred legume. But out the car leapt the driver,
And sprints to a restaurant he spies,
Like something out of survivor,
This teamwork, from lord of the flies. For a passenger took up the wheel,
Drove round the corner and carefully parked.
The ending we’re about to reveal,
It simply cannot be left unremarked. The story continues to run,
But the details have to be missed.
Suffice to say, when the regrouping was done,
There was but one tiny twist: They continued their searching for food,
Leaving the rendezvous quiet and still.
Surely they must be unglued,
Walking away from the Earthly Grill? All in all it comes to one fact,
After making that claim on your blog.
Your challenge you’ll have to retract,
Coz to this lyrical prince, you’re a frog.

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